Lamppa: The French Tourist

After being in mental hospital for two months, I’ve finally decided to tell the horrible story of that tragic day.

It all begun with meeting this french tourists in Sofia, where we got massively stoned for a couple of days. We spent our time carelessly, with no particular idea of what to do next. Then one day they asked me is it possible to go and visit Buzloja’s communist monument near Kazanluk. I have never been there, but it was not supposed to be a dangerous place. In major, nobody expected something terrible to happen.

When we arrived, it was by far the foggiest place ever been to. It was almost impossible to take a descent picture with my camera, but the excitement to search huge monument in the foggy mountain with no clear idea what to expect from it was real fun. Suddenly a strong wind moved the thick fog for a second and we saw it! It was just a few meters ahead and it was huge! Trilled of the unknown we were stunned in front of the entrance.

Originally the main entrance of this communist monument is sealed to prevent it from vandalism but, after a while we found a secret passage that leads inside the building. And finally we were inside it. At first there was nothing strange with it. Just an old building, like many other old buildings.

Silent sounds of rusty and decomposing roof was the most ordinary scenario you could see at place like this. Only the old communist portraits with NO FACE were disturbing me. Then a strong and unpleasant smell came from the unknown. Something was about to happen. While the smell was becoming stronger and stronger, the fog was becoming thicker and thicker. There was no easy way out. Our minds were blurry, form the awful smell. But I am sure what I last saw, was one of the NO FACE communist portraits obsessed my French friend and turned him into fucking communist ZOMBIE, chasing us to eat our brains.